Let's see. Though neither strictly Anglo, Saxon or Protestant, I am a card-carrying swamp Yankee originally from Connecticut. I have lived on three continents and lost count of the U.S. States, courtesy of a twelve year association with the United States Army.
I now work for for a mjor publisher of children's literature as a knuckle dragger, i.e. in the warehouse rather than as the gee whiz publishing guru. If your kids drag you to family night at a "literacy event" it is likely my fault.