It Gets Hot In the Kitchen
How, you might ask, do I know this? From the following reconstructed phone conversation,
"Beth speaking this is Karen speaking (a long running joke) - first, everyone and the house is fine...."
"But, I hear a distinctly implied but"
"Well, I got to call 911 because the stove caught on fire. You are not allowed to butt-dial me again" (I had accidently called home a hour earlier while intending to check my WORK voicemail.)
Ahh, the joys of home ownership.